Order your parts from us… and we’ll fleece you faster than a champion sheep shearer!
No matter what part you want, we can pretend to find it for you
…for one unlucky customer, it went something like this:
- you tell us which part you want
- we take your money
- we don’t post your part
- you call us
- we don’t answer the phone
or
- we do answer the phone, and
- give you one of our vast array ridiculous excuses [e.g. “the dog ate my homework”, “I’ve got a bone in my foot”, “the boss is in a meeting” “it’s Wednesday”, “I’ve not been well”, “It’s bloody Brexit in’t it?”
Either way, we’ve got yer money and you haven’t got yer part.
Tough titty…
Have fun!