Welcome to Jimmy’s Jap Parts


Order your parts from us… and we’ll fleece you faster than a champion sheep shearer!

No matter what part you want, we can pretend to find it for you

…for one unlucky customer, it went something like this:

  • you told us which part you want
  • we took your money
  • we didn’t post your part. Ever.
  • you called us. Lots of times.
  • we didn’t answer the phone

Or we [or actually I – because it’s always the same bloke pretending to be one of loads of staff] do answer the phone, and give you one of the list of ridiculous excuses we keep pinned up by the phone… e.g:

  • “we’ve been having trouble with the phones”
  • “I’ve got a bone in my leg”
  • “the boss is in a meeting”
  • “I’ll have to ask the mechanic”
  • “it’s Wednesday”
  • “I’ve not been well”
  • “It’s bloody Brexit in’t it?”, and finally…
  • “the dog ate my homework”

Either way, we’ve got yer money and you haven’t got yer part.

Tough titty…

Have fun!


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