Order your parts from us… and we’ll fleece you faster than a champion sheep shearer!
No matter what part you want, we can pretend to find it for you
…for one unlucky customer, it went something like this:
- you told us which part you want
- we took your money
- we didn’t post your part. Ever.
- you called us. Lots of times.
- we didn’t answer the phone
Or we [or actually I – because it’s always the same bloke pretending to be one of loads of staff] do answer the phone, and give you one of the list of ridiculous excuses we keep pinned up by the phone… e.g:
- “we’ve been having trouble with the phones”
- “I’ve got a bone in my leg”
- “the boss is in a meeting”
- “I’ll have to ask the mechanic”
- “it’s Wednesday”
- “I’ve not been well”
- “It’s bloody Brexit in’t it?”, and finally…
- “the dog ate my homework”
Either way, we’ve got yer money and you haven’t got yer part.
Tough titty…
Have fun!
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